AI critique // 60-second scan

Your resume is getting ignored. Find out why.

Get a free, brutally useful AI resume roast in about 60 seconds—then turn every weak line into a sharper pitch for the role you want.

Free first roast. No interview guarantees. No generic fluff.

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“Hard worker” is not evidence. Your impact is.

The RoastDraft promise

Sharp feedback. Honest boundaries.

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Useful before entertaining

Every joke points to a concrete issue you can fix.

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Private unless you opt in

A public, shareable roast is never the default.

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No fake career promises

We improve the draft—not pretend any resume guarantees a job.

From ignored to interview-ready

One brutal read. Three useful moves.

RoastDraft follows the same path a recruiter does: skim fast, find the signal, and decide whether the story is worth another look.

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Give us the draft—not the backstory.

Upload the resume you send today and name your target role. That is enough to begin a focused scan.

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Get the 60-second roast

Receive a sharp, witty breakdown that calls out vague claims, buried wins, and the lines making hiring managers scroll past.

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Turn criticism into a stronger draft

Keep the free feedback or choose a human-ready rewrite built around your target role, measurable impact, and clearer positioning.

Pay for the fix, not the mystery

Start with the roast. Upgrade when ready.

Your first critique costs nothing. Choose a one-time rewrite only when you want hands-on optimization.

The Roast

$0

Fast diagnosis

  • 60-second AI critique
  • Priority fixes
  • Optional shareable format
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The Rewrite

$99

One-time payment

  • Everything in The Roast
  • Role-focused resume rewrite
  • Stronger bullets and positioning
  • One revision round
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Full Signal

$199

Resume + LinkedIn

  • Resume roast and rewrite
  • LinkedIn profile audit
  • Headline and About rewrite
  • Personal positioning notes
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Before you hand over the PDF.

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